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Lego Demotivational Poster

STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.

TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
Ahhh stray lego :(

ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".

TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Nand

corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something

BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.

TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!

LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.

TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by HandsofBlue

RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband

ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another

LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands

TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by RnR

ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!

LEGOS - Building the awesome one brick at a time

TAGS: lego epic awsome
Rating: 3.88/5

MMMM... - Plasticky

EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.

TAGS: lego darth vader star wars
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

HAL8999 - April 9, 2010, 6:04 pm
And who's watching the Death Star when all this is going on??
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:33 am
There was something so linear and symmetrical about Legos that absolutely captivated me as a child. Very cool poster, BTW.
Screamin Daemon - December 14, 2009, 10:29 am
So. Much. Lego. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2009, 1:45 am
Heheheh, I laughed, so you get my 5 lions.
Lederhosen - October 19, 2009, 2:25 pm
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:23 pm
Good one Lederhosen.

LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics

TAGS: escher lego time too much physics laws
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by RnR

Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 11:26 am
This is awesome. Well done. My eyes are dizzy now...
RnRollie - November 10, 2009, 9:45 am
Its been almost a year since i've posted something new.. i think my "old" stuff is up for a revote towards the hall of fame :)
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Clever - even spelt Lego without an "s" :-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 28, 2009, 1:55 am
If you put them together right, you get more lego pieces when you disassemble it.
Elder God Douchebag - January 27, 2009, 4:30 pm
M. C. Escher-edition Lego's.
RMDan - January 27, 2009, 3:57 pm
Total Mind f***. How is that even possible with Lego? Awesome work.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 9:58 pm
This is a mind f*** if there ever was one. That is some awesome Lego work.
BladeMasterV - September 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
*twitches* mind f*** holy ****sner
datnigga - August 21, 2008, 12:48 am
winnar. my mind is f***ed right now.
Randall - August 10, 2008, 6:06 pm

LEGOS - Meening of pain: 4 studs...4 oz... and blend in with your floors

TAGS: legos
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by nyet

LEGO FABULAND - Responsable for turning kids into furry fans

BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.

TAGS: legolas aragorn lotr bromance romance
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by goobienicole

Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 11:25 am
Very bromantic! I 5'd it as well...
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 9:17 am
5cores, 5chmores, the word play on the title is creative talent Keep it comin’, goobienicole
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:04 am

sorry to see the low score. i really liked this poster. simple....direct...funny. 5 from me.

LEGO CHURCH - More proof that some people have WAAAAAY too much free time!

TAGS: lego free time
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by twill1962

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:56 am
No, it’s not right for your idiom - it should have been the wedding scene at Swamp Castle.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:09 pm
Make more of these. Btw, you can turn off Caps Lock.
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 11:04 pm

LIFE LESSONS - In order to please others, we loose our hold on our life's purpose. ~Epictetus~

TAGS: legos hold
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:47 pm
I immediately thought of that scene neat the end of Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase had to hold two live wires

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...uh...oh nevermind

TAGS: lego bricks
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Walter Johnson

hootizz - August 5, 2010, 2:16 am
hahaha...!!! I think I see it...., someones dog has 'sh_ _' bricks in the park under the tree's...!! aaaahh thats to funny..., you can build anything out of Lego...
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:08 am
no really....i dun get it....
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 21, 2009, 6:59 am
WHAT!?? the American flag and the british Dr. WHO phone booth, the spider on top of the building what?


TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!

NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece

NOTHING SAFE - No matter how awful something was, somebody somewhere will eventually make a sick joke out of it.

TAGS: holocaust legos assignment
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Rhinosaurus

Krissie - July 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
WOW. 5 sad lions

LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated

TAGS: so severely pixelated looks like lego silverheart
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:00 am
That's true...especially if you're researching the best herpes medication or bon** pills.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 9:35 pm
Happened to me too. Pay close attention to the mods, you can learn a lot from them :)
crankyhead - March 4, 2013, 9:31 pm
T'was me. Meant every last word. =)
Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
I got the idea from the approval queue, I confess. Whichever mod wrote that, kudos to you.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 6:37 pm

LEGO SARAH PALIN - Part of the new Lego Political Playset Now 10% smarter than the actual candidate!

TAGS: doris sarah pailn politics legos
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

wierdo - October 22, 2008, 10:16 pm
oddly, she's still attractive.


LEGOS - Building the next alcoholic.

TAGS: legos keg beer
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by poorcollegekid

shmoe13 - December 17, 2010, 8:28 pm
pure awesome
poorcollegekid - February 12, 2010, 1:36 am
Doh >.
DreMagnum - February 12, 2010, 1:14 am
Dont worry, its pretty overrated. It'll get voted down
poorcollegekid - February 12, 2010, 1:03 am
wow I'm surpised by the decent turnout of my first motifake :D!
Derek - February 9, 2010, 4:03 pm

PORTAL - legos love it to

TAGS: legos portal steam
Rating: 2.96/5
union - February 14, 2009, 8:40 pm
Very cool.

STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk


TAGS: mj michael jackson lego kids
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by garth

Grr much - October 29, 2009, 1:42 am
i think yous should go to hell Michael Jackson was a better person then you will ever be and he never ever ra**d no kids so get over yourself!
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:20 pm
May he rot in hell.
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Woah, he just died. Don't have to be so mean about him already. I don't think he was a paedophile.
garth - June 26, 2009, 11:44 am
***k: is that sarcasm? your post's itentions seem clouded. such hate, hate leads to the dark side. theres no room left in the galaxy for any more sith (thats right motifake users, i just said that)
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 10:55 am
i love how everyone knows he was as guilty as OJ yet have nothing but nice words *ahem* so here he was a weirdo and f***ing p*** who ruined the psyche of gof knows how many kids so yea im glad hes dead he wont be f***ing kids now...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 10:51 am
strong defense for a man who had no respect for the living (children)
Dick - June 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow, what heartless f*** made this? Have some respect for the dead **** sucker!
lolo - June 26, 2009, 10:10 am
no comment ok?

LEGOS - Adding excitement to your dog's bowel movements

TAGS: legos poop dogs
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by mrawesomo

CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 4:35 pm
Once he eats them, he'll **** bricks

10 Million Lego man -

TAGS: 10 million lego man
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
d*** blue guys leaving their Legos on the stairs.
spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:26 pm
It must hurt like hell when he walks around...


TAGS: lego looking back
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by bangoskank

bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:55 pm
Thank you rerun, and also thanks to Mooooooooooooooooooo for your help.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:10 pm

What I actually meant to say, very nice for 1st time out of the box.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:09 pm

this is your 1st? You should treat this like ***, start off crappy and get better as you get more experience...then you can last longer
5150monkeylove - October 1, 2010, 7:50 pm
Noobs crush themselves, skank. The Regulars and mods just keep noobs in line. Once a noob loses it over his crappy poster being denied, then they step up the game and hammers come out. (other a**orted offenses are dealt with 2) Awesome poster, dude! 5
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:23 pm

this is a noob's first???? very nice dude...5strong Lions. great first poster.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:18 pm
now you are just toying with me, ive seen how you guys crush noobs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ha!...I'm backing down now....
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
i will be the one doing the skull fornicating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:07 pm
I like you already......will you wear my letter jaket?.....Fukin queer bait......that's how we roll, no harm meant....Sally.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:03 pm
as a "noob" i know there will be tests to pass before i can even smell breakfast
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
Amsome...I love a noob who's willing to self deprecate.....that doesn't mean I'll buy you breakfast.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 12:57 pm
thank you and i do answer to skank
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 11:29 am
so far, today. nice starter poster. I'll give a cherry bustin' 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 11:28 am
4 lions for you skank....you don't mind if I call you Skank, do you?


TAGS: star wars lego iconic ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

MissPriss - November 18, 2012, 10:38 am
And then there's the 5L ironic...the recreator steps on a piece of the lego!

lego cars -

Allegory -

TAGS: truth me***hor allegory where s waldo
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:30 pm
I found the schooner

INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS - In the most of cases they twist the reality!

TAGS: lego lie manual graphic
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

Benlulz - October 19, 2010, 10:23 am
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
JALFORD - Look here! THIS is what a De-Motivational poster should be. This is perfect! Way to go Hypercat. 5L's all around.

SGM PLAYSET - Sage Greybeard Fantasy Playset comes complete with everything you see here! Motifake Nun accessories sold separately

TAGS: sgm sage greybeards lego
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Greybeards! Eating rats, chained, and n****, as usual.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:10 pm
And how much are the nuns please?

LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town

TIME - Some people have waaay too much of it

TAGS: escher lego time too much
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by RnR

Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 1:14 am
wow, that's actually really f***ing cool!

FREE TIME - He haz moar den u

TAGS: free time legos hand city sculpture lego guy
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Will

Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:33 am
Just gime me my fu*kk*in cheeseburger already. Gawd, you guys can be so tedious when cheeseburgers are not forthcoming.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, first... that style of verbiage is an intentional online slang... not to be confused with 3rd grade english skills. Secondly, kudos to Bart for liking it as a motifake and not a call to arms.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 10:20 pm
Its like those kitten posters that we find so very cute. Apparently, this fellow thought them literary triumphs and seeks to mimic their prose. ...I fear the feline menace has corrupted humanity...but this still gets a 5 out of 5.
Mat - September 17, 2009, 10:15 pm
Seriously... since when did we make the english language optional? Will if you are from a non-English speaking country I apologise, but if you reside in a country that does indeed speak English, I would seriously consider concentrating more when you talk
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
What the hell man!!! his spelling is badder then mines. and he gets air time.